foxnewsofficial:

cumomelet:

a riddle:

a man is driving his son to school. they get into an accident and the man dies. the son is rushed to the hospital and when he arrives for emergency surgery the doctor says “i cant operate on this boy, he is my son!” how is this possible?

omg one time our english teacher told us this to try and show what a modern thinker he was and we were all like “it’s a woman” and he was like oh wow i thought he was gay i hadn’t thought of that

automatically:

me as a parent

gnarly:

*snapchats and texts the same person at the same time*

amazingtroyeisnotonoakley:

Sassy Lester is my favourite kind of Lester

modifiedxhunter:

mistergandalf:

mistergandalf:

alternate ending to the third hobbit movie

thranduil walks around the battlefield and spies the dead bodies of fili and kili

and then he kneels down and touches them gently with one finger and they come back to life

and everyone lives happily ever after

thranduil is secretly ned the piemaker

the end

why does this have ten thousand notes

because it’s a brilliant idea ;_;

  • Phil: *creates a video with amazing editing, wonderful ideas, funny moments and many many great qualities*
  • Phandom: YES BUT DID YOU SEE PHIL TOUCH DANS SHOULDER FOR 0.2 SECONDS